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Black Mamba Rockexplosion: Black mamba rockexplosion

25/03/13  ||  Lord K Philipson

Without even hearing a single tone from these Italian fucktards I suspect we’re in for some serious SHIT now. They are from Italy, and Italy isn’t exactly the best country for GD. We have gotten so many (incredibly badly spelled) hatemails from Italians over the years it’s not even funny. This is what it looks like when Italy is on fire with their correspondence, taken from a mail to staffer Sincan:

“Sincan, you are the ASSHOLE of all whole internet… Hanged and give yourself fire, asshole”

It’s not our fault you guys fucken suck ass at making music for most parts. It’s not our fucken fault you get baguettes up your goddamn asses as soon as you send us your shitty fucken music and get bashed becoz it, you guessed it – SUCKS. You seriously need to improve both your song writing skills and your way of spelling (if you want us to understand what you are trying to say) or this will never end. Lacuna Coil can’t be the only fucken semi-decent band from your country, can it?

Oh, we were supposed to review a band too? My bad.

Labeled as “rock’n‘roll/hard rock”, Black Mamba Rockexplosion (seriously?) tries to convince us it’s not all bad in Italy and actually – they come across as almost ok. Only one problem though; this is supposed to be a metal site and I fucken hate rock’n‘roll. Those things don’t exactly work in Black Mamba Rockexplosion’s favor.

Let’s just say I prefer this 70’s crap over any given Italian black metal band, and hatemail, every day of the week. Not that it’s saying much, but hey…

3,5/10.

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